Not Single

Salam 2 Ramadhan 1433H,

Oh main kasar ye..

Tiba-tiba ada yang menyoal pada aku...Are you human? amboi kemain kasar soalan anda itu tahu tak?

Puncanya aku tersalah masukkan alamat emel je.

Siap nak semak-semak bagai.

Mungkin Jin atau Alien pun pernah main Twitter kot.

Terukir di bintang

Ku buka. Niat hati hendak mencoret berpatah kata. Ku lihat di ruangan putih dengan pandangan kosong. Walau jari mula mahu menekan-nekan papan kekunci, namu masih tiada arahan dari otak. Otak gagal memberi arahan, tiada arahan maka tiada tindakan yang akan dibuat. Masih kaku. Akhirnya tangan kanan mencapai tetikus. Butang 'close' dipilih. Ku keluar tanpa meninggalkan apa-apa. Beginilah selalu. Akhirnya berbulan tanpa perubahan. 

Bukan tiada cerita. Kerana terlalu banyak cerita, tidak tahu hendak mulakan dari mana. Malahan masih keliru, adakah perlu atau tidak bercerita disini. Perlu ke? akhirnya ambil jalan mudah..tak perlu cerita apa-apa. Begitulah..akhirnya sepi lah jadinya tanpa cerita.

Kehidupan berjalan seperti biasa, pada fizikalnya tidak ada apa-apa perubahan besar. Tapi mungkin batinnya, terlalu banyak perubahan. Ahhh..terlalu payah hendak ditulis tentang ini. Tentang hati dan perasaan. Biarlah antara aku dan Dia saja yang tahu.

Eh tiba-tiba rasa macam entri ini ada lagu latarbelakang, lagu Yuna sayup-sayup bermain sendiri.

Nah saksikan dan dengarkan Terukir Di Bintang

*Cuba membayangkan macamana nak mengukir di bintang tu ye...

Pay increase

The maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria said, "Well, ma'am, there are three reasons why i want an increase. The first is that i iron better than you."

"Who said you iron better than me?" asked the wife angrily.

Maria said, "Your husband said so."

"Oh i see," said the wife disappointingly.

"The second reason is that i am a better cook than you"

"Nonsense! Who said you are better cook than me?"

"Your husband did," answered Maria.

"Oh i see," said the wife, trying hard to control her anger.

Maria then said, "My third reason is that i am a better lover than you."

Wife (really furious now), "Did my husband say that as well?"

"No, ma'am. The gardener did."

She got her increase immediately.

-He who laughs, lasts!

Please do not read

At this juncture, i want you to do me a little favour. Please stop reading any further as i want you take a little rest for your health’s sake.

Do you hear me? I said STOP reading, i repeat...STOP reading... But i see you have not followed my instructions up to thus point in time. Some people can be very stubborn when it comes to following simple instructions. You have already wasted ten seconds of my valuable time. So i am going to repeat : PLEASE STOP READING, WILL YOU? Pardon me for raising my voice. You still want to go on, do you? Look here! I dont’t want to be emotional and lose my temper over such a small matter but you are getting on my nerves, you know that? I am going to count up to ten and if you don’t stop reading, i am going to blow my top.

Here goes...One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight...nine...ten...!!!

Thank you!!! I treasure the preciousness of wasting each other’s time together!!! Sorrylah, i’m very bored. Got nothing better to do!

*text : copy paste
*image : google